What, Me Worry?

A thunderstorm heading my way, Ive got a few minutes to choose. Where in this cabin is safest for me? In a closet? If I hide in a closet my claustrophobia will drive me out just before the windows crash in. The bathroom seems right but the window lies close and thin. Once upon a time I heard that if nothing else seems safe; crawl beneath a piece of heavy furniture. OK, when the storm gets close I will sit right here, the storm warnings will be clear to see upon the computer screen. Then when the last minute arrives, I shall crawl beneath this desk, and if the wind blows too strong I will crawl beneath unless the winds are really, really high,then I suppose I must sit on it and try to hold it down!