…………………….for me: ……………….

for me: Trying to follow a woman’s mind is similar to trying to pee with my hands tied behind my back! I can make my best guess, then everything Depends on the wind!

for me; trying to follow a woman’s directions is sort of like trying to fly a kite! They seem to follow the wind!

for me: trying to hold a serious conversation with a woman is kind of smelling a popcorn fart! The consequences disappear in the slightest breeze!

for me: trying to change the makeup of a relationship with a woman resembles a cosmetics table! The next shade of today is close on the counter!

for me: trying to understand a woman’s understanding of a man can be as difficult as trying to collar a cop. Once caught one can’t be to sure who is collared!

And asking for mercy from the women in my world, Is now a priority!