Really?

And NOW I have been told that I am an oxymoron. Is that possible?  I definitely am not sure the term relates to people, but after considerable consideration I am almost certain that the possibility exists in a place it does not! Hereafter let it be known that troubled, confident people, need not wonder how these obtuse ideas get scattered about in large piles, just waiting for a chance to overcome a drifting,sentient,stalwart of the community, because they just do! There is no need to gather wet dust while clouding the infitisimal mind with such harsh rhetoric, all in the name of unreal expectations of reality! Never again will I ever broach this subject  again and you cannot count on it, try as you might! I would like to thank this inscrutibile, lackluster friend for reminding me of this beautiful oxymoronic word just in time for me to do my laundry! I wash my hands of this perfect mess!