who said? AND WHY

Who said that dirt is dirt and should be cleaned? If we cleaned the dirt from around our corn, we could not enjoy corndogs, right? If money is the root of all evil, why do the good guys try to collect all of it they can in order to destroy evil? Does a man really need to keep a roof over his head?Something more portable could be an advantage.Is “Its a dogs life” an insult? I suppose that depends on the dog. If during the course of the day I “run out of gas” should I stop and pickup my Pickup? How far could a seasoned fisher man cast a one quarter ounce lure on the surface of the moon? When I weighed 150 lbs, weight I could readily lift( such along time ago) I stepped into a basket and could not load myself into the back of my truck. Should I have gotten a larger basket in order that he ,or she, could have helped?How much butter would it take to make a bedspread: or anything else for that matter.I was once given a mail order test, and was assured I would receive the results in the mail. The results never materialized, so I threw the test away.(callback time) Attempting to carry a sweet young date into the back of my pickup, I was shocked to find 110 lbs weighs as much as 150 these days. I called for help but AAA did not have a towtruck available that day. I do hope that taxi found the little thing.The pickup had run out of gas,and so left me hitchhiking. And there I am without my right hand thumb. (It got caught in the tailgate) Well if I can find myself someday and remember which way I’m headed Please Stop and say hello,or goodbye, depending on which way I’m heading.

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